The Monica Bird

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life:

So it’s your first trip to the Big Apple, but you’re a little antsy because of the reputation Gothamites have for being, well, unforgiving, and would like to learn how to blend in. Have no fear. Peruse these, some of the most common mistakes tourists make in New York City, and you’ll never again stick out like a hot buttered corn cob in the middle of an Iowa December. (By the way, never say that in New York.)

How New Yorkers Can Spot a Tourist

“You Get Lunch at Some Place That Boasts of ‘Real New York-Style’ Pizza. If some pizzeria is bragging about how it offers up a “real New York slice,” guess what: It doesn’t.”

This should be #1.

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  It’s so true…
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  haha! thank you for this!!! i’m wondering when i’ll start considering, if ever, myself a new yorker… hmmm.
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  kara, just so you know, i’m going to read this so i don’t embarrass you when i come to visit! :D
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  hasardheureux:life:...reblogged for miss. haupt. who will soon be a native anyway.
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  hick after reading this…
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  bit confused. I shouldn’t pull out a map in New York…but I shouldn’t ask...Empire Sate...
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  I would like to add that city dwellers- and this isn’t specific to New York, since I learned in San Francisco- know when...
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  Listen up boys: you either...city will eat you alive! Just kidding,
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  “If you can’t handle...seven-block walk...Point X without...
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  Non sarà difficile capirlo nel mio caso… :)
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  couple times… and I am liking this article.
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  RT@life: been there, done that; glad my...NYC is over, now
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  listed features of...of NYC~ I’ve heard many great things about NYC,
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  ask my NYC friends if these are true. We can certainly spot
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50. thiscantbecorrect said: This is the most accurate thing I have read about New York in AGES. I love it.
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